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"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Taking a peek at the audience

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Ladies

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Grade 2 Cellist

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Tina Turner

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Magic Tricks

Mensa Does Improv

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Midsummer Night's Dream

Music Hall Dancers

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."