Stage Superstar T-Shirts

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

Open Mic Night

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Mikado

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Ladies

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Tina Turner

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Magic Tricks

Mensa Does Improv

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."