Stage Legend T-Shirts

Now in its 27th year - Sirens with Original Cast.

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Taking a peek at the audience

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Ladies

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Mensa Does Improv

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Doctor Bartolo

Take a bow!

'I'm a star!'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."