Stage Legend Gifts

Keith Richards

Now in its 27th year - Sirens with Original Cast.

'They all want to play the star.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Falstaff

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Jack Gleeson

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Ladies

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Eric Clapton.

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Mensa Does Improv

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

Doctor Bartolo

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.