Stage Wizard Gifts

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

'I'm a star!'

E=Emcee Squared

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Best Special Effects Award

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"They're texting it in."

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Returns"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Bravo!

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Club DJ.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."