Music Legends Gifts

'I thought I spotted a UFO once, but it turned out to be Elvis.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Robert Fripp

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Freddie Mercury

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Myths and legends...

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Scotsman in the bath...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Jimmy Page.

Pandora's Change Purse...

Johnny Winter.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."