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King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Myths and legends...

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Scotsman in the bath...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Johnny Winter.

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."