Rock Legend Gifts

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

An elderly group of bandmates make up the bankd geriatrica.

'It's oldie rock 'n' roll but I like it.'

Freddie Mercury

Ace Frehley

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

BB King.

Jimmy Page.

Steve Hackett

At the home for old musicians

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

ZZZZZZZ Top

Eric Clapton.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jimi Hendrix.

Jeff Beck.

Steve Howe.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Mark Knopfler.

Popera!

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Ringo Starr

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."