Rock Legend Pillows

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

An elderly group of bandmates make up the bankd geriatrica.

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

At the home for old musicians

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Popera!

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Johnny Winter.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'Not that sort of rock garden!'