Music Icons Gifts

Rod Stewart

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

Ringo Starr

David Bowie

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Maria Teresa Vera

Elvis Presley

Jimi Hendrix

Graceland

Melba Liston

"Shaken."

Real men have facial hair.

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

David Bowie

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

Frank Zappa

They changed their tunes.

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'I thought I spotted a UFO once, but it turned out to be Elvis.'

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

Barbra Streisand

Actually, getting your logo on a polo is quite affordable, and sure beats carrying around a sign. The end is near!

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."