Iconic Celebrities Gifts

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The americanisation of vulture.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Tom Hanks

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Joe Henry

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.