Famous Figures Gifts

Streets of Heaven

"Do me next."

Victor Hugo

Vlad the Impala

Honoré de Balzac

J. R. R. Tolkien

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The americanisation of vulture.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Little Red Riding Carpet

Zora Neale Hurston

Jorge Luis Borges

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Eva Mendez

Christopher Isherwood

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

David Bowie

Samuel Beckett

J. D. Salinger

Charlotte Rampling