Famous Figures Pillows

Streets of Heaven

"Do me next."

Vlad the Impala

Honoré de Balzac

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The americanisation of vulture.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Little Red Riding Carpet

Jorge Luis Borges

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."