Historical Figures Pillows

Charles I

King Henry IV

Duke of Wellington

Genghis Khan

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Lady Jane Grey

Wild's younger brother, Gentle Bill.

Attila the Hun

Vlad the Impala

Horace Mann

Genghis Khan, master of the Mongolian steps.

"Do me next."

Honoré de Balzac

Inside One's Memory Bank

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

The Evolution Of Man.

Arthur Schopenhauer

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Jorge Luis Borges

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Plagiarist!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'