Reading About Historical Figures Pillows

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

They're Not Just That Into It

"Do me next."

Victor Hugo

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Honoré de Balzac

Vlad the Impala

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Hildegard von Bingen

Inside One's Memory Bank

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Evolution Of Man.

Arthur Schopenhauer

"I'm in children's books, myself."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

The Great Leap Forward

Zora Neale Hurston

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

Jorge Luis Borges

"Plagiarist!"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Christopher Isherwood

Redlaw and the Phantom

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Robert Schumann

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Eye Off the Ball