Historical Figure Enthusiast Pillows

Richard Wagner

Quasimodo visits his doctor - "I'm afraid you have Tinnitus!"

Christmas Bach at the keyboard

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Paul Ree

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Hildegard von Bingen

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Stephen Spender.

Trump secret police

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The Other Cooperstown

Pearly King and Queen

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'