Celebrities Pillows

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'Can you make my husband look like George Clooney?'

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Question four: You win backstage tickets to meet the latest boy band. How cool is that?"

'Will Smith for food'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Morrison Van/Van Morrison

Thanks to 3-D glasses and a photograph of Brad Pitt, Jan always had a date for Friday night.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"I don't believe ANYTHING I see on TV unless a celebrity endorses it..."

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Lawyer to client: 'My last celebrity case involved Sonny and Cher. I did the work pro Bono.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Michael Jackson's New Life Style

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Nobody has to tell me to like Jeff Bridges."

"I should be more like Sharon Stone? You should be more like Sharon Stone!"

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Ice Cream Parlour: Flavor of the Month - Leonardo DiCaprio

"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."

Police vs. Paparazzi

Ronnie and Sammi get into ANOTHER argument about the housing crisis

"I was never famous, but then, I never had a publicist."

"Now don't tell me, but you used to be somebody didn't you?"

Amber Herd

"I'm a busy guy but being a Canadian national symbol, I always make time for an autograph."

"It's rather embarrassing to admit but I haven't got any famous parents, I achieved my success through my own merit."

Jennifer Lawrence Meet + Greet

"I'm gonna spit in the eye of the next bugger who says I look like Ed Miliband!"

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

Liz Hurley and Shane Warne engagement.