Internet Celebrities Pillows

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The americanisation of vulture.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"She's all over YouTube."

Chasebook

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Chihuahua's nightmare: 'There's a sneering voice talking to me: 'You'll get stuffed between a blonde celebrity's breasts till you can't breathe anymore!' Then I wake up bathed in sweat...'

Live the Dream!