Internet Superstar Pillows

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"She's all over YouTube."

Elephant ass selfie.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

Studying and technology

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Content Creator

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'