Internet Video Star Pillows

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"She's all over YouTube."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"That explains all the cavities."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

The Marie Kondo landfill

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"That's been viewed four times already."

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

Like me on Facebook?

That which doesn't kill you only makes you a viral video star.

'If we can learn to play the piano, we can make a fortune on the Internet!'

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

"I could have been an internet sensation. But when I saw the bathtub, I chickened out."

You wanted to see me, boss? It's come to my attention Youtube demonetizes your videos

'Highlight reel on ESPN SportsCenter and ten million hits on YouTube... Dude, you're famous!'

James Polmonty: Social Media Famous

"First rule of web videos: It's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious."

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Trust me, they've stopped calling her a "crazy cat lady" now that she's made a fortune posting videos of the 28 of us on the internet...

'On a positive note, video of the incident has gone on to become an internet sensation.'

I've decided to have a kid. I've decided to get my hearing checked. No, really. There are two ways to become a YouTube star. Either pull pranks on strangers

"You can buy some cookies or you can be in a viral video where you crush the hopes of a sweet little girl while she weeps with disappointment. So what's it going to be?"

'Okay. Job hunting. Pure focus. No distractions.'