Internet Video Star Pillows

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"She's all over YouTube."

"That explains all the cavities."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

The Marie Kondo landfill

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"That's been viewed four times already."

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

'If we can learn to play the piano, we can make a fortune on the Internet!'

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

James Polmonty: Social Media Famous

"First rule of web videos: It's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious."

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Trust me, they've stopped calling her a "crazy cat lady" now that she's made a fortune posting videos of the 28 of us on the internet...

'On a positive note, video of the incident has gone on to become an internet sensation.'

'Okay. Job hunting. Pure focus. No distractions.'