Social Media Superstar Pillows

Narcissism Clinic.

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Only kids connected to Santa's linked in.

'Marcia, hold my calls. I'm trying to take an epic selfie.'

My Way - 2020

"I, TikTok."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"How did you get all those rats to follow you into the river?" "Easy. First I got them to follow me on social media."

"How many wags do you get on Facebook?"

"He's so needy. He binge watches his YouTube LIKES."

"I made the mistake of having more twitter followers than the king."

"I have 1,8000 friends on facebook....and you want a college degree?"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Thank you very much. I'm incredibly honored to be the first recipient of the Nobel Prize for twittering. I never thought I would see the da. . .'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"I don't think my humans love me. They never post any videos of me."

"Spoiler alert, kiddo! Your online profile is showing a lot more naughty than nice!"

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'Elfie'

Lets get her cleaned up and fed first, and then we'll see how many followers she has.

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Obsession with the Internet.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Elephant ass selfie.

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Creativity 2.0