Social Media Queen Pillows

"You're so out of your league, I'm like, 'super popular' on social media."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Elephant ass selfie.

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Creativity 2.0

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

Studying and technology

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Content Creator

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Life is ghoul

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

Social Notworking

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"