Blogging Superstar Pillows

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Studying and technology

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Content Creator

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'