Celebrity Blogger Pillows

Charlie Chaplin

Benedict Cumberbatch

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Brad Pitt

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Marilyn's Rushmore

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

All Star Team.

"Great tights!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

Elton John

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Dogs Touring Hollywood

Print Suicide

Madonna.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'Prince'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

NBS Programming Department. Who have we got to interview Michael Jackson? We've got it narrowed down to Stephen King or Leonard Nimoy.

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

Pete Townshend

Kelly Mittendorf