Celebrity Blogger Pillows

Benedict Cumberbatch

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Great tights!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Jane Krakowski

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

"I would kill for your metabolism."

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."