Young Blogger Pillows

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Robot Parts $5

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Selling lemon latt�

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

A child runs an equity stand.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Multi-Tasking

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"