Young Blogger Mugs

That was an excerpt. To read the rest of "What Miranda Hall Did on Her Summer Vacation", you'll have to visit my blog.

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Robot Parts $5

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Selling lemon latt�

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Snoopy with Laptop

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

A child runs an equity stand.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'She posted her first blog today.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Ruddy bloggers!

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Multi-Tasking

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'