Blogger-in-the-making Pillows

'I'm thinking of dumping the web and getting a blog.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Influence this."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."