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Angie Goff

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Couples' therapy

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Snoopy with Laptop

Whoa

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Teamwork

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

WHO checklist

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Creativity 2.0