Internet Personality Pillows

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"

"I haven't been doing too well recently, Tony, on social media."

Actually Norman only tends to be a seething inferno of rage and resentment when he's on Twitter."

"He used most of his personality on the Internet. I get what's leftover."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

A little bird told me...

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"She's all over YouTube."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Working from home to-do list.

Elections in the USA

Silly News.

Computer Head

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

Social Influencers Anonymous.

Randi Rhodes

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Who will be the next CNN analyst?

Media Whore Raceway.