Online Celebrity Pillows

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"She's all over YouTube."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Working from home to-do list.

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

Catroom.

Computer Head

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

A frat party at an online university

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Likes Makes Right

Content Street Vendor

"There's no such thing as a stupid question -- There are, however, stupid Google searches."

In the social media courtroom...

'According to his blog, Vince has just made another kill...'

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."