Internet Personality Gifts

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"

"I haven't been doing too well recently, Tony, on social media."

Actually Norman only tends to be a seething inferno of rage and resentment when he's on Twitter."

"He used most of his personality on the Internet. I get what's leftover."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

A little bird told me...

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Stephen Fry

"She's all over YouTube."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Ian Hislop

Clive Anderson

Celebrity Gavin Henson

John Stride

Working from home to-do list.

Elections in the USA

Barry Norman

Bernard Levin

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Silly News.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

Computer Head

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

David Letterman

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Randi Rhodes

Who will be the next CNN analyst?