Celebrities Mugs

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'Can you make my husband look like George Clooney?'

Hollywood/Vine: 'Wow! Lassie was here! And Rin-Tin-Tin!'

"Question four: You win backstage tickets to meet the latest boy band. How cool is that?"

'Quick, Beryl! The guy who supplies ink to David Beckham's tattooist is on.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Will Smith for food'

Ant and Dec.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Thanks to 3-D glasses and a photograph of Brad Pitt, Jan always had a date for Friday night.

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Simon Cowell

Morrison Van/Van Morrison

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"I don't believe ANYTHING I see on TV unless a celebrity endorses it..."

Michael Jackson Trial Witnesses.

'An important update..'

Who's Who - I still don't know who's Ant and who's Dec.

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Posh Spice

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Lawyer to client: 'My last celebrity case involved Sonny and Cher. I did the work pro Bono.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Ice Cream Parlour: Flavor of the Month - Leonardo DiCaprio

"It's rather embarrassing to admit but I haven't got any famous parents, I achieved my success through my own merit."

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

If that's for George Clooney, I'm not here. RING.

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

"I'm a busy guy but being a Canadian national symbol, I always make time for an autograph."

Amber Herd

Oprah 2020

So Shallow

"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."