Celebrity Pillows

Nancy Wheeler/Natalia Dyer

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"Remember, cheaters never prosper. Unless they're celebrities."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

15 Minutes of Fame - 25 years of comebacks please help.

Hugh Grant caricature.

'Well, to be honest, I am a little surprised. You look so much taller on TV.'

Man milks a book.

Russell Crowe

Gok Wan

'And who are you wearing?'

Daniel Craig.

"I'm big in Japan."

"Rapunzel, I have an endorsement deal from a hair shampoo company."

Showbiz is tough

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

"It's the price of fame."

'OOOH can i have your Autograph please Tom?!' Man: 'YEAH me Too please Tom, me Too!' Ceiling Fans.

Paparazzo.

Cher

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'I hear you're a celebrity. Should I know you?'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

Ronald Reagan

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'No comment!'

"I'm wearing this ribbon to help raise public awareness of my breasts."

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.