Celebrity Gifts

Nancy Wheeler/Natalia Dyer

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"Remember, cheaters never prosper. Unless they're celebrities."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

15 Minutes of Fame - 25 years of comebacks please help.

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

"I'm big in Japan."

'Well, to be honest, I am a little surprised. You look so much taller on TV.'

"Rapunzel, I have an endorsement deal from a hair shampoo company."

Gok Wan

Man milks a book.

Showbiz is tough

'And who are you wearing?'

Celebrity Gold

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

"I'm wearing this ribbon to help raise public awareness of my breasts."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

"Cappuccino?.. Sorry buddy, I thought you said Al Pacino."

Paparazzo.

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

"Darn paparazzi."

'No comment!'

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

"It's the price of fame."

'OOOH can i have your Autograph please Tom?!' Man: 'YEAH me Too please Tom, me Too!' Ceiling Fans.

Ronald Reagan

"Ok, now, let's get one of you demanding your privacy."

"What else have I seen you in?"

"Actually, I was hoping you'd have rolled out the red carpet just a little bit sooner!"

'Being caught sober in your car is very bad for your career.'