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'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

Celebrity Books.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The americanisation of vulture.

Jack Gleeson

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Tom Hanks

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

George Clooney Machine

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.