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'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

Celebrity Books.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The americanisation of vulture.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Tom Hanks

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

Joe Henry

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."