Celebrity Historian T-Shirts

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Cord cutter

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

New Resident of Downing Street

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

A man taking a bow

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Hollywood Breakup

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Robert Schumann

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

When lice dream.

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life