Entertainment Historian T-Shirts

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Cord cutter

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Kritik's Korner

A man taking a bow

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Buster Keaton

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Jimmy Cagney.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Steve Howe.

Marilyn's Rushmore

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Robert Schumann

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Jack Nicholson

Cary Grant

Movies through the decades.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak