Entertainment Historian T-Shirts

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Cord cutter

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

A man taking a bow

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Hollywood Breakup

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Robert Schumann

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Movies through the decades.