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"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Superheroes take a selfie

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"You've changed."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Kritik's Korner

Michael Jackson

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Filet minion

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.