Celebrity Historian Pillows

'Elvis Presley meets his moniker'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Cord cutter

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Kritik's Korner

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

New Resident of Downing Street

A man taking a bow

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Buster Keaton

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Steve Howe.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Robert Schumann

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

The Fab Four

Jack Nicholson

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Young Elvis

Fred Astaire

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

When lice dream.