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The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Done rather well for ourselves, Eh, Dr Simion!?"

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Marilyn's Rushmore

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

John Stride

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Weditorials

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

Walken On Clouds

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'