Biographer Pillows

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'I believe in a former life I was a biographer.'

At lunch with my unauthorized biographer.

'I'm writing an autobiography.'

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."

Easter Bunny Talk Show

Inflated Biography

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Revelations of Robert M. Gates

'I'm writing a tell-all book, so would you put down the paper and say something incriminating?'

"I've read all the greats."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Celebrity Books.

'My 600 pages of grand jury testimony - turn it into a self-serving political memoir.'

"Why don't you get on the bandwagon and write about John QUINCY Adams?"

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

Tell all books, tell a little books

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

'Now that he's turned 90 and wants to tell the world his story of the wine industry, he can't remember it.'

Books titled 'Who is who' and 'Who is Nothing'.

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

Penguin read a 'Who's Who'.

Sarah Palin's book, Going Rogue, is about to give John McCain heartburn. Palin is seeking revenge.

'Six hundred and ninety-one pages and not even a slagging off about you!'

'I know it's a living hell for you in there, Albert, but it has spiced up your blog.'

Celeb Biography - Pun Based Titles / Non Pun Based Titles.