Celebrity Biographer Mugs

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

"Done rather well for ourselves, Eh, Dr Simion!?"

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Weditorials

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

'We know you are a serious actress..'

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."