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"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

Wedding Selfie

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

Shireen Abu Akleh

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

"Done rather well for ourselves, Eh, Dr Simion!?"

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'