Celebrity Chronicler Gifts

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Marilyn's Rushmore

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

Wedding Selfie

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'I was talking to that George Clooney yesterday. He is SUCH a name-dropper.'

Cara Jocelyn Delevingne

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

Shireen Abu Akleh

Lily-Rose Depp

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

Naming World War II.

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

"Done rather well for ourselves, Eh, Dr Simion!?"

Look for Office Friendly and Go the Other Way

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'

Rich Cow: 'Kalista Flockheart'

Leonardo Di Caprio