Celebrity Storyteller Gifts

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

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"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

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'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

Men dancing

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."