Celebrity Journalist Gifts

'I was talking to that George Clooney yesterday. He is SUCH a name-dropper.'

'And who are you wearing?'

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Rich Cow

"Talk about a busman's holiday..."

Rich Cow: 'Kalista Flockheart'

Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'

Marilyn's Rushmore

Lily-Rose Depp

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The americanisation of vulture.

"It's a play on words."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Little Red Riding Carpet

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"