Celebrity Journalist Gifts

'And who are you wearing?'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The americanisation of vulture.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"It's a play on words."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."