Entertainment Journalist Gifts

Runaway Bride.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'They use it for celebrity arrests.'

"Troop movements in Albania, Invincible on it's way and Michael Jackson is going to sing a song..."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The entertainment sector performed well on news that there is no business like show business.

'The girl on the right, danced with a man, who danced with a girl, who danced with the Prince of Wales.'

'Entertainment stocks were up on rumours that there's no business like show business.'

Pop star weather report.

Royal Variety

'I miss the days when disputes would resolve themselves in the tabloids.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'Kim Kardashian must be depressed about her weight gain. She hasn't tweeted any naughty pictures of herself in hours.'

Sandra Bullock

Pierce Brosnan

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Paparazzi at the Local Dump

"He loves to give autographs!"

"It's a play on words."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

I know why your insults aren't bothering anyone. Tell me meathead. We live in an insult culture. People are accustomed to getting insulted, and by professional critics. Simone Cowell, Bill O'Reilly, Dr. Laura

Youtube reviews make me feel old, Randy. Well … they're always full of whining, nitpicky, smug people complaining that the film or tv show wasn’t easy enough to follow. Reviewers complain that characters actions "don't make sense," as if they unaware that people often don't make sense. Or that a scene wasn't "necessary," as if establishing character doesn't matter. They complain that the plot was "confused," but when I was growing up, that just meant the viewer wasn't paying enough attention. It

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Here's the the Hackers

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant & Kaley Cuoco

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"Whitewater for two hundred, Alex."

Still hemorrhaging; NBC cancels "The Cheeseheads"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."