"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."
Music Journalist Gifts
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"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."
Cutting a Music Review Out of A Magazine.
"It's such a shame he died before being awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature."
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Trial by Media
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Schengen
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"Welcome to the future"
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"Good boy."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
British savings accounts
Lynching on social media
Hate Platforms
"You're fired."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Support the Ex-Troops
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Music Journalist Gifts Collection
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