Music Culture Commentator Gifts

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

Flags

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Don't editorialize."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The Decline of Europe

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"